When I wear my leather jacket I’m Justin Timberlake on Justified.
I haven’t had the chance to read it yet but god damn is “Atlas Shrugged” an awesome title.
The good news is my mom only hates the real me that I lie about every time I talk to her.
I wriggle through life like a tailless, fat-headed sperm cell in God’s cum shot at the mercy of Earth’s acidic vagina.
It is because society tells us that women are objects, not subjects, that Stephen Hawkings can declare women to be “a complete mystery”, and have newspapers gleefully latch on to this, declaring women “the greatest mystery known to man”. It is a common refrain for men to bleat about not understanding women, but this is because they have simply never tried, because society has trained them to never look at life through the eyes of a woman.
The only upsetting thing about being forgotten is that it doesn’t happen while you’re still alive.